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YARD PEOPLE

Saturdays are for Owambe’s, but in my yard, Saturdays are for drama. Never have I ever been in a more drama prone environment like my current yard. Omo, this awa yard na hin dey suppose dey call ‘Fuji House of Commotion’. One week, one drama. Different types of characters na hin full for here. Like […]

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PETTY AF!

A couple of my colleleagues and I were mandated to attend a seminar at the Umaru Musa Yaradu’a centre, in Central Area, Abuja earlier today. Unfortunately, our company secretary forgot to confirm our attendance and so there was no RSVP arrangement for us. Worse still, there was a mixup with the time, so we arrived […]

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WHU BONGA FISH EPP?

Fellow Nigerians, I know common sense is not common. But at least, let us be borrowing ourselves sense from time to time. The way we act like senseless human beings sometimes, e dey always burst my server. I think social etiquette should be taughtย  as a subject in our schools right from primary to tertiary […]

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Hmmmmn …..

The only time you’ll know exactly what people really think about you is when you have a quarrel or a misunderstanding. It’s then you’ll know how much a person really likes or hates you. Just you watch out and take note of their utterances. You’d be shocked to the bones. Afterwards, they might claim that […]

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WHO’S YA DADDY?

Aswear, this my new neighbour doesn’t know that my middle name is Petty. Me that my hobby is revenge. If only he knew, he’d nor try that nonsense rough play he did with me last night. . ๐ŸŽ€ . Picture this๐Ÿ‘‡๐Ÿ‘‡ Time: 2:35am Date: 09-05- in the year of our Lord 2018. Location: My yard, […]

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GRACIAS MUCHAS

Looto, Eniyan la aso miโœŠโœŠโœŠ I want to say a very big thank you to everyone for the birthday wishes yesterday. I sincerely appreciate every single message and gesture. You guys literally burst my ‘Faromeh’ and made my day with all the assurances and accolades you were giving me with your words…… Chai! I was […]

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Go go go, Go Sholly, its your birthday ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽถ *See me ShakuShakuing on a yobo level๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ˜Ž* Give dem, Give em’ Oh, you thought I will not get my Shaku Shaku groove on? Issa lie. I can now Shaku Shaku….๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜›๐Ÿ˜› โ–  Thank God I don’t look like what I’ve gone through. If not, I’d be looking […]

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DUDE BETTER HAVE MY MONEY!!!

Dear Michael, It is exactly one year since you collected my hard-earned five thousand Nigerian Naira #5000 as part payment to sew a dress for my last birthday which you never delivered. I specifically told you I wanted to wear the dress to my birthday Dinner. Birthday came and went. You did not deliver the […]

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ANYBODY HOME?

Hello Beautiful People, I’ve been MIA for quite a while now. Totally on purpose. Been attempting to get some clarity on my life and adjusting to this phase I’m in. Sometimes, it is becomes absolutely necessary to hit pause, step outside for a breath of fresh air, take a break from constantly doing and being, […]