DIARIES OF A BOOLESS BAE

SOMETHING LIGHT

Yesterday, I was on my own jeje, pressing my phone under the warmth of my duvet, trying to remember why I’m still booless, especially during this weather, when this Onku messaged me on whatsapp. It was the usual; “Hey pretty, Sup? Where are you? How is your day going? What are you up to? Bla […]

DIARIES OF A BOOLESS BAE

MRS. WEYREY

What was your most embarrassing moment in 2017? If you ask me, I would say it was the day a married woman came to my house to fight me and warn me off a man. C’mon. Don’t screw up your face in such a disgusting and judgemental manner nau. Even your bible says you should […]

DIARIES OF A BOOLESS BAE

JIBITI VIJAY -JAY

“Madam, how far you nau? Na fone you come here con press?” I asked Wura. It was a Thursday evening and we were chilling at the roof top of ‘Shashilga Court’. The place was kinda dry for a thursday evening, as we were practically the only people there. Lape was taking a drag out of the […]

DIARIES OF A BOOLESS BAE

MAN’S NOT HOT

Ello Errybody, My name is not Lasisi, but sumin’ juss happin right nau.(Pardon my English). I’m very angry. Seriously, I am very very angry. All these friends that usually arrange blind dates for their single friends, is it that you people do not use to consider the compatibility of the two people you are trying […]

DIARIES OF A BOOLESS BAE

THE BOYFRIEND THAT NEVER WAS

Ever heard of friend zone? Know what it means? Yes? No? Lemme define it, just in case you don’t know what it means. According to Wikipedia, the friend zone is a situation in which one member of a friendship wishes to enter into a romantic or sexual relationship, while the other does not. It is generally […]

DIARIES OF A BOOLESS BAE

ISSA KARASHIKA SONTIN

I think I was the first person among my clique of friends back in Secondary School to gain admission into the University. I use the word ‘think’ because I might have been the 9th or 100th. But with the word think, I’m right. So if anyone comes to say but Nancy gained admission before you, […]

DIARIES OF A BOOLESS BAE

STORYTELLER

“Will you please stop crying like a child?” I heard Bidemi snap, from faraway in lalaland. “Oh! Gawd!” I snapped, sitting up. “Ki lo sele gan gan! Somebody cannor sleep in peace again? Oga o” I continued, making my way to the toilet. “On the gen o!” I yell,from the toilet window. “On the gen […]

DIARIES OF A BOOLESS BAE

HUSBAND MATERIAL

 Christmas is fast approaching and our ‘Ndi in the abroad” brothers are all packed and ready to come show us how large they are, and shop for the perfect wife material. In light of this, I’m getting all packed myself and ready to go shopping for the perfect husband material. Ees nor only guys that […]