DIARIES OF A BOOLESS BAE

SOMETHING LIGHT

Yesterday, I was on my own jeje, pressing my phone under the warmth of my duvet, trying to remember why I’m still booless, especially during this weather, when this Onku messaged me on whatsapp. It was the usual; “Hey pretty, Sup? Where are you? How is your day going? What are you up to? Bla […]

Authentic mama
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AUTHENTIC MAMA -A REVIEW

Authentic Mama is simply entertaining. In the synopis, the book is described as a hilarious satire chronciling the lives of local mistresses and their hustle, and on that premise the author delivers. Imagine a book whose first chapter starts with “Oji bole! Ashawo! Harlot! Home breaker! Husband snatcher! Woo!”. You can tell from the very […]

Random Musings

BARKA DE SALLAH

Here’s wishing all our muslim brothers and sisters a pleasant Eid celebration. Eid Mubarak. . . . . With love, from all of us at Shurlar Unscripted. . . . . Abeg, who cook o? I’m open to invitations to come and celebrate Sallah with you. Don’t worry ehn, I already cooked the jollof rice. […]

Random Musings

RUMOUR HAS IT THAT ….

So, a little birdie whispered in my ears that your WCW, our favourite Presidential candidate, Madam mother of five, Mrs.”I am not a feminist and can never be a feminist”, Mrs. Eunice Atuejide has been suspended by her party, based on allegations bordering on forgery, misappropriation of funds without requisite approval, falsification of documents, criminal […]

Shurlar's Diary

YARD PEOPLE

Saturdays are for Owambe’s, but in my yard, Saturdays are for drama. Never have I ever been in a more drama prone environment like my current yard. Omo, this awa yard na hin dey suppose dey call ‘Fuji House of Commotion’. One week, one drama. Different types of characters na hin full for here. Like […]

Everything good will come
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EVERYTHING GOOD WILL COME -A REVIEW

“Tell him I said A da! It will be good. Everything good will come to me.” Divided into three very unequal parts, Everything good will come is a funny, witty and interesting novel written with a strong feminist slant. Coming from a dysfunctional family myself, where I’ve been forced to pick sides with one parent […]

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MOVIE REVIEW: LARA AND THE BEAT

‘Lara and the Beat’ is a Good movie, as opposed to being an outstanding one. It is by no means exceptional, as it doesn’t quite live up to the hype. I certainly expected more. Synopsis:┬áLara and the Beat is a coming of age movie about the young and beautiful Giwa sisters caught in the centre […]

Shurlar's Diary

PETTY AF!

A couple of my colleleagues and I were mandated to attend a seminar at the Umaru Musa Yaradu’a centre, in Central Area, Abuja earlier today. Unfortunately, our company secretary forgot to confirm our attendance and so there was no RSVP arrangement for us. Worse still, there was a mixup with the time, so we arrived […]